Half a league, half a league
Half in league against him
Into the valley of mirth
Rode the out-numbered
Forward the Right Brigade
Charge for the press he said
As the world wondered
Forward the Right Brigade
Was there a ban displayed
Not that the voter knew
Someone had blundered
Theirs too late to make reply
Theirs not to reason why
Theirs but to vote and cry
Into the valley of Darth
Rode President Vader
Bannon to the left of them
Bannon to the right of them
Donald in front of them
Thundering and tweeting
Oh when will Trump’s story fade
Oh what a mess he made
Forget that the planet heated
Honour the ones who stayed
While the President tweeted.